Wait... I think that came out wrong. What I mean is that another Christmas tradition I've developed, just for myself, is listening to David Sedaris read his essay "Six to Eight Black Men," about cultural differences, particularly surrounding Santa Claus. If you can't listen to it, or just prefer to read along here is a pdf of the essay. I also post this almost every year since I found it, but I don't mind repeating myself. Just ignore it if you have heard it before and you don't want to hear it again.